this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Randomize
