next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
