Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
sex in a hospital.. check
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
