When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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