I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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