It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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