how do flat chested girls get laid?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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