Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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