1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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