problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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