i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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