week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Randomize
