idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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