She went from zero to smokin in five shots
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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