Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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