She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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BEST. MOM. EVER.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PERFECT
You feed her cock, she feeds you sandwich. Win win!
keeper
your life is bro
Happy birthday. Hope you do something nice for her on hers.
You win
Marry her
She is a goddess.
You win at life.
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar!
If only we all were that lucky
It was the best dream ever, I didn't want to wake up!
Wow what a selfish girl. She is supposed to feed and suck at the same time, not alternate.
That's a hell of a woman.
Luckysonofabitch
Thanx Rachel Ray!!!
Def marrying potential.
Keep her forever
U lucky bastard
Omg, if you were just playing wow at the same time I believe you'd have attained true greatness.
no fucking way
IT'S A TRAP!! RUN!!
blowing me and bologna
That's cause she needed more head cheese for your sandwich
hot!!
Keeper.
Mee soo hoonnnrryy!!! Haha
I honestly believe that the comments to these texts are funnier than the text itself.
MLIB
fake. this could never happen
clearly, you just don't know how to catch a good woman.
Shes a keeper
lame
clearly. i mean who the fuck likes getting blow jobs anyway? and sandwiches you didn't have to make yourself? so lame.
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