The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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