the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Found your dick twin last night
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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