I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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