Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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