Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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