you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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