Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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