I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
