what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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