we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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