dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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