maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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