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  • To 11:28, You are a tool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:04pm
  • ummm ok? id be a smart ass and just get some KY if thats what your going to use it for

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:56am
  • bhahaha why would u jerk off w your girlfriends lotion...when u can bang her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:22am
  • tell her that the man jizz is the best lotion out there to keep her face smooth and youthful looking. At least convince her to try out the jizz for a few months to see if that keeps her skin smooth. She's a girl -- so she is vain. She'll probably buy that line

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:28am
  • Vanilla body butter from sephora. Best lotion ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:57am
  • And the bitter virgin award goes to 2:58! Thanks for playing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:50am
  • Wow ur a true fuckin tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:00pm
  • Mastrubational arts??? Fucking hilarious! Luv ya, Sven! Where's Ole?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:03pm
  • There was a great article on the onion about this, but for shampoos instead of lotions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:00am
  • Anything cocoa butter. Feels awesome, smells like strippers. My last bf loved the cocoa butter!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:33am
  • bitches are arrogant, shallow and will spread their legs for any guy with money, power or fame. If you tell them that shoving jellybeans up their ass will make them look younger and have good skin, they'll go out and buy jellybeans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:58pm
  • It's called a handjob, people. They're awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:23am
  • Seduction from vickies is amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:04pm
  • I love anything from Victoria's Secret. Especially "Very Sexy." Mmmm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:58am
  • Unicure works wonders!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:41am
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