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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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