the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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