I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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