I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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