Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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