It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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