dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Holy shit dude........stairs
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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