Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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