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  Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.

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• You should never have to apologize for that

  Submitted by UniqueNordic on Nov 29, 11 at 12:19pm

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• Your friends, if they are true friends, will understand completely.

  Submitted by haliganbar on Nov 29, 11 at 5:06pm

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• Shit, I would've chosen orgasms too!

  Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 29, 11 at 9:06pm

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• you have chosen wisely

  Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 5:23pm

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• Skoot, you're still wrong. In this case, "low road" refers to *not* hanging out with douche

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 30, 11 at 1:19am

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• Khals, i didnt. Lol. The high road would be getting laid as opposed to hanging out with some douche and their friends. There is no hard choice to make here

  Submitted by skoot32 on Nov 29, 11 at 3:28pm

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• That was clearly the right decision.

  Submitted by mad2physicist on Nov 30, 11 at 2:01am

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• The low road was hanging out with some douche and his friends? Prioritize, bitch!

  Submitted by skoot32 on Nov 29, 11 at 11:48am

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  • i think you misunderstood

    Submitted by khals88 on Nov 29, 11 at 12:34pm

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• Wubba, if you were to pick hanging out with people and not getting laid instead of getting your dick/pussy wet, youve chosen the low road. I dont care who says otherwise.

  Submitted by skoot32 on Nov 30, 11 at 11:08am

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• That's understandable

  Submitted by patman85 on Apr 16, 14 at 9:59am

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• I'll make your pussy squirt. Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

  Submitted by enitenite on Nov 29, 11 at 1:33pm

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  • desperate much?

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Nov 29, 11 at 2:20pm

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    • and the prank calls begin

      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 5:18pm

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      • Yes!! G ay porn ahoy!!

        Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 29, 11 at 8:15pm

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        • Ha! Love it.... I'm not above passing on this number to some nasty porn sites....muahahaha!!!!

          Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 29, 11 at 10:10pm

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      • The sad thing is, you know some nappy chick is going to call this perv...

        Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 29, 11 at 10:13pm

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        • in nerdspeak posting your email/number is like blowing the horn of gondor and signaling the troll armies to charge...posting a work phone/mail is grounds for termination

          Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 10:36pm

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          • Desperation at its finest

            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 29, 11 at 11:27pm

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