I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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