I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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