I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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