belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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