sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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