What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Sacagawea was the original milf.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
