Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Do you still have your period?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
