waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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