Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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