Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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