that's an acceptable place to lick
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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