He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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