Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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