I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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