I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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