it's like iHOP with fire
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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