Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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