Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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