i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
last night I used snow as a chaser
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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