he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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